It's already old news that Disney's pop-culture behemoth Frozen is gay-propaganda... What? You haven't heard the theories that make Frozen the gayest movie of the year? Here's a quick summary for those of you who've not been paying attention, courtesy of Steven D. Greydanus @ www.ncregister.com . "With her ice powers, Elsa is notably different from other people. “Born this way or cursed?” asks the troll king, and her parents confirm that she was born that way. Nevertheless, her difference is an occasion of fear and secrecy. Misguidedly, her parents teach her to “conceal it, don’t feel it.” This repression of her true nature leads to isolation, anxiety and finally a meltdown at Elsa’s coronation, at which she inadvertently outs herself, revealing her ice powers for all to see. Regarded with fear and revulsion by others, Elsa defies the society that has rejected her as well as the unjust strictures placed on her by her parents, celebrating her ...